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Breaky'Oke : One who breaks something everytime they sing.
CarryNoKey : One who sings completely out of tune.
Forum'Oke : Group discussion in song.
Pairi' Oke : A duet.
Quiet'Oke : One who sings so quietly you can't hear them!
Vibrato: Used by singers to hide the fact that they are on the wrong pitch.
Weary'Oke : Song that goes on too long.

Q: How does a young man become a member of a high school chorus?
A: On the first day of school he turns into the wrong classroom.

Q: How do you make a bandstand?
A: Remove their chairs!

Q: What's the difference between a soprano and a pirhana?
A: The lipstick.

Q: What's the difference between a soprano and a pit bull?
A: The jewelry.

Q: How many sopranos does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
A: Two. One to hold the diet cola and the other to get her accompanist to do it.
A: Four. One to change the bulb and three to pull the chair out from under her.

Q: What's the definition of an alto?
A: soprano who can sightread.

Q: How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two; one to screw it in and the other to say, "Isn't that a little high for you?"

Q: How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four. One to change the bulb and three to bitch that they could have done it if they had the high notes.

Q: What's the definition of an optimist?
A: A choral director with a mortgage.

Q: How are sopranos defying the laws of astrophysics?
A: The center of the universe shifts with every step they take.

Q: Why are soprano jokes all one-liners?
A: So tenors can understand them.

Q: How many basses does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They're so macho they prefer to walk in the dark and bang their shins.

Q: How many country & western singers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to change the bulb and two to sing about the old one.



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